Valet almost drove off with my kids...

So the other day Kristy had her 6-week post partum appointment with the doctor that has delivered Abby.  The offices where this doctor works are connected to the hospital and conveniently placed near a parking garage.  Though the garage is only a few steps away, with two kids in tow, it is much easier to use the free valet service that they offer at that entrance of the hospital complex.  Did I mention that it is free?  They don’t even allow you to tip.  So Kristy sends me a text while in the waiting room of the office that begins like this:

Kristy: Lol the valet almost drove off with one of my kids!!
Kristy: I said hold on, just gotta get the kids outta the car
Kristy: And I think he thought I only had one
Jkaffko: LOL
Kristy: He started driving away and I banged on the car!!
Jkaffko: Too funny
Kristy: I hope I didn't scratch my new car!
Jkaffko: Did he feel bad?
Kristy: Yea he was like "oh my goodness I would have freaked out if I heard a little voice back there!"
Jkaffko: Hahahahahahahaha

I can’t imagine how that guy would have felt had he drove off to the garage only to discover that there was a 14 month-old in the back seat.  Had it been the Abby, all of 6 weeks, she may not have made a noise at all.  Clearly this story does not end in a horrific, “what if” because Kristy would have stood there until the valet strolled on back whistling and twirling her keys about his right index finger.  I can see it now, “hey mister, I have another kid in the car that you just parked.  Here is my ticket, do you mind bringing the car around?”